KICK
ARSE
COPY
Kick-arse copy at kick-arse prices
2.5m+
WORDS WRITTEN
100+
CLIENTS WORKED WITH
Several
AWARDS WON
0
ACTUAL ARSES KICKED*
*violence doesn't solve anything
WELCOME TO
KICK ARSE COPY
Welcome to Kick Arse Copy, or KAC for short.
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Here in the UK, cack is another word for poo, so we've thought long and hard about whether we should lean into that acronym.
Then we decided that we totally should. It's memorable. And any opportunity to use copy and help yourself stand out should be taken full advantage of. It's the same reason we have a butt in our logo -- you're probably not gonna forget that in a hurry.​
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We've got more than 10 years of experience working with brands and agencies to help write memorable copy, engage readers and establish a tone of voice that resonates with your audience.
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If you're looking for a UK creative copywriter to work on your business' words, get in touch today and let us know what you're looking for.
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We're copywriters close to Milton Keynes and Bedford, but please don't hold that against us.​​
EXPERIENCE
My name is Mike and I like to have fun with words
With over 10 years of experience writing copy for brands in entertainment, eCommerce, eLearning, SaaS, visitor attractions and more (some of which has won awards - ooh, fancy) and several published books under my belt (including a couple of bestsellers - ooh, also fancy) writing is what I do best.
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I've helped small brands rank higher than big names in their industry. I've worked with them to develop a unique and memorable tone of voice. I've written sales copy that converts and builds a loyal and wallet-opening audience.
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At Kick Arse Copy, I use my passion, skill and experience to write copy that helps you stand out with a memorable message and tone of voice.
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Want to know more? Get in touch today!
Just a few names I've written for
'Mike is a fantastic copywriter and we can rely on him to write fun, compelling and engaging copy that's bang on and resonates with the target audience. It's a pleasure to work with Mike and it's always a positive experience!' Tom Brook, Another Concept
SERVICES
SEO COPYWRITING
High-quality and carefully researched copy that balances what Google and audiences want.
SCRIPTWRITING
Radio? TV? Webseries? Film? We've written them all.
TONE OF VOICE
Stand out from the crowd by finding your voice and help you connect to your audience.
EBOOKS
We've written international best sellers - let us know if you need a ghostwriter!
COMEDY COPYWRITING
Inject humour and personality into your content with funny writing.
CONTENT WRITING
Build a loyal audience with email marketing, social media posts, newsletters and more.
Whatever your reason for needing words, get in touch today and let us know what you're after. We're more than happy to discuss your ideas and let you know how we can help you bring them to life.
Copywriting
Need an experienced and passionate writer to write you some copy or come up with some ideas or concepts? We can write SEO blog copy, digital PR copy, scripts, landing pages, funny copy and more.
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Cost: From £130 per article/page
Copywriting and proofing
Proofing and editing take time, and you might not have the time or know-how to do it. Here, we'll write any sort of copy mentioned in that box on the left there, and make sure it's proofed by a professional editor, saving you a job.
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Cost: From £180 per article/page
Tone of voice
To stop sounding like everyone else in your industry and help you stand out, you need to start with your brand's tone of voice. We run a tone of voice workshop and create bespoke guidelines to ensure you do exactly that.
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Cost: From £550
We're more than happy to discuss discounts if you need lots of copy, pages or blog posts. Just drop us a message and let us know what you're after.
PACKAGES
